Whats the deal with impartiality?

Welcome to the world of Rick Santorum

Closed minded.  Close to his own shadow.  Close to the future if you like to roast on a spit.

The R is a bugger bye R.  It is a walk into the shame festival of open folly and open defecation of the plume of the manhood of a man.
The S is a continuation of his first name and indicates that Mr. Santorum is not going to be done and never will finish his "work" on this planets surface.   He keeps going on and on with his plans of course.  
The S starts on the lower level, runs up to the staircase above and zips to the ladder to the childproof container in life and then juts itself into the sword of his own inner feelings and thus it finds itself visiting a new bone of waverly syncopation with his next letter the o which fires itself onto the middle of his aperature and then worms its way into the coat hanger that he really wants to hang someone with someday.
The whole thing about Rick Santorum is that he really believes the hell he wants to rewrite into history and he thinks its there for himself in many ways.