My editorial to the newspaper. Lets see if I get printed.

1 Jul 2011

Dear Voice of the People:

Liberalism.

Why can’t we all be liberals and conservative.  Conservatives are people who like to keep their peas on their proverbial plate.  Liberals are people who mix their peas with their carrots.

This can be a good thing.  But contrast that with the radical pluralists.  Radical Pluralists are people who shove their pork chops down their pants because they think someone else is going to take it from them.

The point is that those on the Fox news and other places are not the true conservatives and are really radical pluralists fighting against a simple way of life for those of us with liberal minds.

This is not healthy and we must consider that our future is not to be lived without letting us mix our peas and carrots in life.

Thanks.