More -isms and the dinner table

I already have discussed that
1. Conservativism is like keeping your peas on your plate.
2. Liberlism is like mixing your peas with your carrots.
3. Radical pluralism is like stuffing your pork chops down your pants so that noone takes them from you.

What else have I come up with?
4.  Pacifism is like putting chocolate on your peas and carrots.
5.  Permissivism is like putting salt in your milk.
6.  Naziism is like putting ketchup in your milk and then putting wasps in your jello.
7.  Fascism is like putting string beans in your apple sauce.
8.  Hedonism is like putting your apple in your french fries and then stuffing the whole concoction in your bedroom dresser drawer to be admired for the rest of your life.
9.  Maoism is like putting ketchup in your toothpaste and then brushing your teeth.
10.  I am not sure I want to write what Socialism is...