They All have Names

Two For Sale Palin

Fog Light Romney

Trick Hand Ryan

Hen Picker Christie

Battalion Commander Jindal

Egg Farmer Kasich

Yacht Sizer Rubio

Hot Cakes Portman

Hiccup McConnell

Gliding Ant Hill Ann Romney

Garden Saint McCain

Full Grab Santorum

Flea Time Gingrich

Bone Guns Herman Cain

Joy Luck Arby’s Huckabee

Growth Spurt Rand Paul

Hag tooth Bachmann

Throw Up Ron Paul

Hiccup Proof Paint Ball Pawlently


Just for bipartisan reasons, I will add a few more:

Loose Hatchet Dean

Uncle Scott Dukakis

Hang Tight Elizabeth Warren