They All have Names

Two For Sale Palin

Fog Light Romney

Trick Hand Ryan

Hen Picker Christie

Battalion Commander Jindal

Egg Farmer Kasich

Yacht Sizer Rubio

Hot Cakes Portman

Hiccup McConnell

Gliding Ant Hill Ann Romney

Garden Saint McCain

Full Grab Santorum

Flea Time Gingrich

Bone Guns Herman Cain

Joy Luck Arby’s Huckabee

Growth Spurt Rand Paul

Hag tooth Bachmann

Throw Up Ron Paul

Hiccup Proof Paint Ball Pawlently


Just for bipartisan reasons, I will add a few more:

Loose Hatchet Dean

Uncle Scott Dukakis

Hang Tight Elizabeth Warren

Honor never dignifies the indigent

So shall you consecrate yourselves to your G-d.  I the Lord am your G-d, who led you out of Egypt to be your G-d, I the Lord, Am your G-d.

Snicker if you like, but the wicked are all over the place.

Issues with evangelical "family" groups

I think this quote sums up alot of issues in Today's society in terms of who you are in touch with in life and who may be your friends and what constitutes a Family. Either way, I disagree that the groups of the christian fundimentalist groups that refer to themselves as "family" focused are ethical or in any way shape or form intelligent ways for todays growing American and Worldwide future.

Gestational Incentives

Hot bed issue- abortion.

I suggest that we propose an act by which those who are newly pregnant and do not wish to carry their children to gestation be given incentives to carry their children to birth.

I suggest that we offer $2000 to even $3000 for all children who are brought into this world and given up for adoption. This in my thoughts would negate the drastic impact of an unwanted pregnancy and the idea of the pro-life movements disgust for the numerous abortions being performed might be lessened.

I suggest that even in a case of Rape, there might be a higher incentive such as $10,000 for a full term labor resulting in a situation of adoption.

I disagree that we should promote abortion as the only option for unwanted pregnancies and I think that the minimum invested in this type of scenario would have unlimited benefit.

Not only that, but perhaps this would be a happy medium for those on the pro-life movement to shift their considerations away from overturning Roe vs. Wade and thus to promoting full term births.

In reality the money spend on pro-life and pro-choice lobbying and efforts might even compensate such a program.

I am not one to view abortion as a clean method of escapaing pregnancy, yet I am staunchly with the pro-choice efforts as I believe it is a woman's right to chose her future.

This might work and I hope that it someday gets some consideration.

Editing your shoe

Please sue anyone responsible for Romney Ryan.

This duo is not promoting any American values.

Letter sent to Romney Campaign

My $ 0.02 Cents


Dear Romney Campaign,

I find it particularly disturbing that Mr. Romney has send me an envelope in the mail more than once every 4 weeks for his campaign. I get mail from you about twice a week.

Is this the way that Romney promotes wisdom in this nation? With a sledge hammer and a pie crust?

Sincerely yours,

Craig Jason Brenner, M.D.


enclosed: 2 pennies.

They sent me an envelope with the Return to Romney's Campaign. I just did not want to let a good envelope go to waste so I sent it with the letter above and 2 pennies.

The front of the envelope was stamped:  PLEASE RUSH.

So I circled that and wrote:  Romney even needs MY money.

Misnomer crying out

Paul Ryan says "we get our rights from nature and G-d". In reality its from 'LIFE and G-d'. A little misnomer but its the difference between saying you are a weasel or you are a man.

Star shine

Token library needs new digs. Buy some Raytheon stock.

Potted plants

The venus fly trap likes to yearn for something rotten

Cheating humanity never gets acclaim in the heavens

So you thought you were a friend of the best
You were down like all the rest
But you set me aside
And asked for a new home

Bottom row batman

They take the world but leave the crust.

Free Speech

The elusive idea that eating chicken at a contested restaurant is going to promote free speech is like thinking that God might help you sing the national anthem by daring you to stick a knife in a balloon.

Survivorship of the money at large

One for the camera
Two for the count
Three to get ready

Go for the gold America!

To the tea partier:

I guess when it comes down to it, I being a liberal cry for justice and you cry for lawn care.

Chick-fil-A: This Is Not a First Amendment Issue

Its not a first amendment issue because its about a corporate culture. True we believe he can say what he wants. But to actually advocate at the capacity that you believe your corporation stands against a concept or otherwise innovation in the future at the human rights level, you have essentially marked yourself as a carrier for the countries laudable population of activists who deem that the world is not in G-ds hands and we are making a mess of G-ds world. So to me, this is not a free speech issue because certainly he has his right to make a comment, but the reality is that he is abusing the freedom of the generosity of American Culture and thus there is an issue with the humility and dignity of the rest of the patriotic Americans. I am sure that there is a place and time for discussions about your own right to make a personal statement, but when it becomes a corporate statement, it is not a person protected under the first amendment but a tyranny of the unjust enterprises of human activity trying to reshape the soul of the interests of faithfully trustworthy honorable Americans. Thus the work of his actual free speech is a crime. You can not use speech to destroy humanity and this is actually a hate crime.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Filet the sorceror and the time bomb

Just for sake of being a nice guy who is not adamant about hating the future of the world just because there is corruption and evil and inappropriate ways about some of the children, I thought I would post a few more comments about my 'chik-fil'a experience'

From facebook:

Comment 1:
Despite my comment that yesterday was national bigot day, I am seeing that some of my respected and intelligent friends did in fact go to the chik-fil-a yesterday to show solidarity for a cause they may have issues. Either or, I would clearly not categorize every man who went to this cinema of ambivilance as a bigot, but really; there is no solidarity in chow (in my humbest of opinions). Sorry if liberal viewpoints are an issue. I am still one to reach across the aisle and build a bright future for Humanity.

Comment 2:
I am going to offend even the guys who liked my last comment. I heard that tomorrow is going to be a mass protest of the gay community going to chik-fil-a's and kissing eachother in fasionably torrid duration. I am going to call tomorrow if this happens "national slobber day". Protests are to be done with an ethic and I personally think that a slobber fest is not exactly the way to protest an issue you find to be appalling. We have gratuitous moral feeling about anyone even men and women in long duration kissing eachother and I find this offensive.

I am not a prude but I think that the idea of a national kiss fest at a fast food joint where people go to have a dinner is going to result in many arrests. Just my thoughts.

Comment 3:
Just for full disclosure, I did in fact eat at Chik Fil A about a week or so ago on a day when nothing else was open and I wanted a chicken sandwich. While I agree a ban is an intelligent way to force public discourse, it is not an axiom of humanity. So I am in this in a few ways that will mystify both right and left.

Personally however, The Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich is much better and of course since Wendy's is across the street, that always wins.

I think that the protest is a solid preferential explanation of human ideals and its a good thing to get in the history books. But reality is that your dollar will not cause any major harm one way or another and what you really have to do is VOTE.

Comment 4:

Revision on the chick-fil-a kiss a thon. I am all for this measure IF they keep it outside the doors of the establishment. Looks like that may be the way. That is kosher in my book.

Having institutionalized bigotry

Tenets of humanity require that all bigotry be abolished.

Requiring and encouraging the aggregate of your political party to elevate a special day such as yesterday August 1 to be a day of national pride in a chain of restaurants because they have been called into question due to their day's beleif in a form of humanity where there is no liberty for the few requires that we take a seat and consider the issues rather than the silence of the nation that is considering their own future with regard to the situation.

The fact that the GOP in conjunction with some of its revolutionary skepticism leaders have endorsed a day of a stand up for the commonwealth of the aggregate of those being called into question is institutionalized bigotry.

This was a referendum against human rights.

Ethically doctors treat illness

In my poorly humble opinion... I have many political concerns but I choose not to seek office unless the Friends of Liberty request my participation. I would like to fix the world, but I can do that with my pen and my vote.

I feel that my ethics are such that a doctor not force himself on the sanity of a nation unless that nation feels the doctor gets watch for the duty of healing and NOT to "change" the world.