Perry:
A chicken in every pot and a new testament on every bookshelf.
Bachmann:
Lights, Cameras, Turn up the Volume, I'm still corrupt!
Gingrich:
Tippecanoe and I flew out of the way of my loony tunes convention already!
Romney:
No child left behind and no time for munching on the fat with anyone who cares about this nation.
Cain:
Pepperoni and a bit of unhealthy skepticism for all.
Santorum:
With beneficence for all except the ugly and the gays and the conflicted.
Paul:
I see, therefore I am going to be the best show in town. Just don't pull the blinds on me just yet.
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